The Seineyard at Wildwood FL 32327

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F Williams

If i could give this place MINUS 10 stars, I would. Took close to an hour to get our food. We asked why there was such a delay and they said it will be coming in the next 5 minutes every time. I was about to leave when they finally brought the entrees. Talk about NASTY, NASTY food. It was their "special" so I thought it would be good. Wrong!!! Collard greens had BIG chunks of bones in them. Awful tasting with no flavor. The "roast" pork was more like boiled pork, shredded and had no seasoning. I was starving but I couldn't eat that nasty food. I ate the scoop of mashed potato (boxed, NOT homemade) because it was the only edible part of my entree. The other order was fried shrimp and mixed veggies. I was fortunate enough that I got to eat the small cup of mixed veggies (slices of zucchini, yellow squash, onions and one tiny bit of mushroom) because my partner felt sorry for me. After our nasty food was served, they never checked on us again, and never apologized for the awful service. There were three young waitresses by the bar talking loudly, using foul language and cussing out the customers that were complaining about their awful service. That was a nice touch! I have no idea why this place is in business because after reading the reviews, I can see I'm not the only one giving them a negative review. The people who gave them a good review must have never had a decent meal at a decent restaurant. Skip this dump at all costs.

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Jennifer Palmer

My first thought as I walked in was that it looked like a fun place to eat. It was packed with people and had a live band performing in another room. The server greeted us immediately. However, the experience changed when I noticed other guests being upset because their food was taking so long. Then I noticed our food was taking forever, too. Our server stood there at a table next to us, talking to those guests for 15 minutes without ever so much as looking our direction. When I got her attention, she just looked at me and said our food was coming up soon. Then she went back to chatting again. She told us multiple times that our food was coming. 1 hour later, I told her we were about to walk out. She begged us to wait. Another half hour passed. We were getting up when she said our food was being plated. When we got our food, it was NOT what we ordered. We were so hungry, we were going to eat it any way. However, the deviled crab was absolutely disgusting. It has the texture of canned cat food and dog vomit. The taste was so horrid that I spit it out. (The shrimp was good, though.) We finally talked to the manager but still left the restaurant with heartburn and anger. There were 2 other tables that walked out plus another who stayed like us but were disappointed.

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Kevin Anderson

The food was a symphony for the taste buds. The staff was wonderful even to the point of accommodating me with my service dog, a Great Pyrenees. We've been in the woods for over a week hiking the Florida Trail. It was my first restaurant meal in a month and I couldn't be more pleased from the blackened scallops through the sides and right to the key lime pie to finish it off. Eat here even if you're not especially hungry. To